There's something about pie.

I hate pie, yet I find myself eating it all the time. It's not because it tastes completely gross or anything... Something about it just repulses me. Call me a health freak, but I think it's all the carbohydrates it's composed of. I feel like I have to run miles just to make me stop feeling like I've become the pie myself. It's also overly sweet and flaky. Thinking about it just grosses me out all over again! Hah. Oh, why did I eat that slice?